October 2010: Inspired by the success and popularity of this website, president Obama has agreed to appear on the television show "Mythbusters." While we looked forward to him debunking the myths that he is Muslim, that he isn't an American citizen, that virtually all of his personal records have been sealed and hidden away, that his mother posed for nude pictures which are easily found on the Internet, and that the grandmother who raised him "conveniently" died just before anyone could ask her any questions about his mysterious and seemingly incongruent past, the president will actually only have time to help the "Mythbusters" team bust a completely different myth: that "movie butter" sinks all the way to the bottom of a bag of popcorn.
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Dateline: DENVER. At the Democratic National Convention, Barack Obama lightens the mood of Senator Ted Kennedy with a quick joke:
Obama: Hey Teddy, what's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Teddy: I don't know, Barack. What IS worse than finding a worm in an apple?
Obama: Finding out you have an inoperable brain tumor!
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Dateline: SMALLVILLE. At a campaign stop in Obama's hometown, Smallville, Barack explains that he never knew his biological father because the older man only had time to send baby Barack rocketing to Earth before their home planet, Krypton, was destroyed.
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Dateline: NASHVILLE. Gladys Knight's brother, Artemus, displays photographic proof that in 1989, the multi-talented Barack Obama was one of the singing, dancing "Pips."
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